Dear Bladder: You sure got small lately! See you at 4:30am? Peeerrrfffeeeccccttt!
Dear September: I just love the smell of your fresh TV show Premieres, I really can't wait!
Dear Bebe: Are you a boy or a girl? Can you give me a sign or something?
Dear Air Mattress set up in the middle of the living room: I love you, having a bed in every room in the house is the best, no matter what my husband says, you are not going anywhere!
Dear Hair: Sorry I cut you all off, even though my pre-nates were making you grow longer, I couldn't take you for one more second!
Dear Ben: We are high fiving a lot latley. I kind of like it!
Have a good weekend guys!